*seriousli*

Hmm a bear and a rabbit were shittin in the park, when the bear turns to the rabbit and says, do u have problems with shit stickin to your fur? the rabbit thinks for a moment and says nah, i dnt,.... The bear grabs the rabbit and rubs his shit on the rabbit and says juz wat i wanted to hear,

Hmm ever wondered why the blady idiots juz dnt leave the house when they find out the place is haunted?

Two hobbits walk into a bar where one of them picks up a barfly. They taker her to ta local motel; the first hobbit goes into the motel room while the other waits outside. Once the door closes, the hobbit on the outside hears starnge noises through the door, "I can't do it, I can't do it, I CAN'T DO IT!"
In the morning, the second hobbit askes the first, "How did it go?" The first one answers. "It was embarrassing. I simply couldn''t do it."
The second hobbit shook his head. "Manhood problems, eh?"
"No. I couldnt get on the bed!"

Hmm u knw u havin a bad day when ur twin forgets ur birthday!